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Caption Duty.
One picture. Your best line. A little light relief from the wonderfully messy business of being a dad.
One picture a week. Add your best line, vote on everyone else's, and the most voted caption wins when the week closes. Anonymous, like everything else here. The only rule is that nothing lands on your partner.
Caption this
8 entries so far. One vote each.
The salesman said compact. The salesman has a bungalow.
Turns out the pram folds one-handed. Just not by this hand.
We do not use the front door any more. We have accepted this.
Nine hundred pounds. Does not fit past the radiator.
I have measured this doorway eleven times. It has never once got wider.
Reversed it in. Felt like parallel parking a bus and I was proud of myself.
Day 400 of the war against the hallway. The hallway is winning.
Somewhere under there is a bag of shopping from Tuesday.