FM 00-0 / REV 1

Nobody issued
you a manual

You are about to become a father, or you already are, and it turns out the world prepared you for almost none of it. This is the handbook you should have been given: what actually happens, what to do about it, and a room full of men who have been exactly where you are.

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Issued toAll ranks

Trying, expecting, newborn, toddler, teenagers, grown-up kids. Pick one for each child. A newborn and a fourteen-year-old is a normal combination and you will get both.

What you get

Anonymous by default

You get a callsign. Your real name is never asked for, so it can never be shown. No account needed to read or post.

39 entries that answer the actual question

Hospital bags, labour, the first 72 hours, safer sleep, paternity pay, and the stuff nobody warns you about. Checklists, not essays.

Men a few years ahead of you

Ask something at 3am and dads who have been through it answer. No brand voice, no professional cheerfulness.

And a laugh, because you need one

Weekly caption competition and memes throughout. Dark humour about how hard it is. Never at your partner's expense.

Straight from the manual

Nobody knows it is you

Everything lives on your own device until you choose otherwise. No email, no password, nothing to fill in before you can read or post. If you later want an account so your profile follows you between your phone and laptop and so you get told when somebody answers you, that is your call and it still shows nothing but your callsign. Nothing is ever sold or shared with anyone.

You are going to be fine.
You will just wish somebody had told you.

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Dad Reckoning — FM 00-0Not medical advice. For anything clinical, speak to your midwife, health visitor, GP or NHS 111.